Woodiez™
Imagine... a century in the making, a hundred warm summers, and the bitterness of a hundred winters...
The Woodiez™ collection: the truly mature diletto.
So, what makes a Woodie so different?
For a start, they are crafted from hand-selected wood, and fashioned into the ultimate pleasure shapes.
They carry a hundred years of experience, and are warm and soft to the touch, whilst remaining firm and bold.
Each Woodie is completely different, and has a totally different character and personality. They are polished, sealed and finally buffed to bring out the beauty of the grain, and to provide a watertight seal.
Because we put so much care into making our Woodiez™, you will instantly feel at one with them... they are much more than just another sex toy—they are a small piece of history, lovingly crafted into the most gorgeous of objects.
In fact, so desirable are our Woodiez™, they've been mistaken for statues, or ornaments. They have a completely natural appeal to them which is a million miles away from the lurid latex devices which sit hidden away from sight in bedrooms across the land.
Also available in vibrating models, for extra pleasure.